the signs as history of japan quotes
Aries: ♬how bout i do anyway♬? Taurus: open the country. stop having it be closed. Gemini: how about ♬sunrise land♬? Cancer: *you've got mail!* it's from germany! the new leader of germany, he has a cool mustache and he's trying to take over the world and needs friends Leo: knock knock. it's the United States. with huge boats. and guns. (gunboats). Virgo: knock knock, get the door it's ~religion~ Libra: ♬hire a samurai♬ Scorpio: hey dipshit Sagittarius: ♬japan should take the islands!♬ Capricorn: BREAKING NEWS: the Mongols have invaded China. "we've invaded China" said the Mongols. Aquarius: like clocks. and guns. and ♬JESUS♬ Pisces: he said, and failed, and also died