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the signs as history of japan quotes

  • Aries: ♬how bout i do anyway♬?
  • Taurus: open the country. stop having it be closed.
  • Gemini: how about ♬sunrise land♬?
  • Cancer: *you've got mail!* it's from germany! the new leader of germany, he has a cool mustache and he's trying to take over the world and needs friends
  • Leo: knock knock. it's the United States. with huge boats. and guns. (gunboats).
  • Virgo: knock knock, get the door it's ~religion~
  • Libra: ♬hire a samurai♬
  • Scorpio: hey dipshit
  • Sagittarius: ♬japan should take the islands!♬
  • Capricorn: BREAKING NEWS: the Mongols have invaded China. "we've invaded China" said the Mongols.
  • Aquarius: like clocks. and guns. and ♬JESUS♬
  • Pisces: he said, and failed, and also died
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